Don't let that puppy sucker you

Sure, you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but that doesn't change the fact that old dogs are much better than puppies despite the contrary belief.

Think about it. What do old dogs have that young dogs lack? Lots of experience.

Yes, puppies are cute. But do you know how much work puppies are? You have to train them. They're very impatient. They slobber everywhere when they kiss you. And you have to keep them on a leash. Not to mention the fact that they try and hump every bit*h in sight.

Do not be fooled by their pouty eyes & wagging tail.

I say go to the humane society and get yourself an attractive and slightly older dog who is well behaved and who appreciates a good master when they see one. You'll be well pleased. I promise.