In one of my early posts I said I wanted to marry an athlete...
...what, the, heck, was, I, thinking.
I have dated my fair share of letes. It was fun. I went to games. I was a side-line go-baby. But if you date an athlete who plays for a college team or who plays professionally, good lucky sweetie, carry a rabbits foot. They're always traveling, always tired, always sore, and always bombarded with groupie love.
If you don't have to put yourself in that situation, why would you?
Most girls do it because they like the hype. They like the fame that comes with it. The excitement. How exciting, let's play "Did my man cheat on my while he was away this weekend?"
I'll opt for the quiet, simple life, equipped with a husband who is married to me, and not the public or a sport. Thanks.
12.08.2009
11.16.2009
In the spirit of the holidays...
I'll do my version of "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music (Classic flick, get on that).
Cheesey christmas sweaters and flannel pajamas,
Gingerbread houses and black and white Santas,
Pretty pink packages I tieup with string,
these are a few of my favorite things.
Rolls my mom bakes and warm mint hot chocolate,
A necklace in my name (hint mom) or a long golden locket,
Orange fires that crackle and sing,
these are a few of my favorite things.
Time with my pup and dinner with fam,
Turkey and greens. Cheesey broccoli and ham.
Enjoying winter before it melts into spring,
these are a few of my favorite things.
When the dogs bite,
when the bees sting,
when i'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't feel,
so bad.
Cheesey christmas sweaters and flannel pajamas,
Gingerbread houses and black and white Santas,
Pretty pink packages I tieup with string,
these are a few of my favorite things.
Rolls my mom bakes and warm mint hot chocolate,
A necklace in my name (hint mom) or a long golden locket,
Orange fires that crackle and sing,
these are a few of my favorite things.
Time with my pup and dinner with fam,
Turkey and greens. Cheesey broccoli and ham.
Enjoying winter before it melts into spring,
these are a few of my favorite things.
When the dogs bite,
when the bees sting,
when i'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't feel,
so bad.
Fame chasers
Why is everyone thirsty for the limelight? Look what it did to Kanye.
The light is blinding & dangerous. It's a soul killer.
Do you really want to have tons of boys and girls screaming your name when you're trying to get a piece of pizza? I don't know.
The simple life is fine by me.
"Everything that glitters isn't gold" ya know.
The light is blinding & dangerous. It's a soul killer.
Do you really want to have tons of boys and girls screaming your name when you're trying to get a piece of pizza? I don't know.
The simple life is fine by me.
"Everything that glitters isn't gold" ya know.
11.03.2009
Live by this one
Don't believe anything anyone says until they actually do it & have built a trust with you. Duh.
Kind and trusting hearts get smashed,used and abused, a lot quicker than skeptical ones.
Kind and trusting hearts get smashed,used and abused, a lot quicker than skeptical ones.
11.02.2009
Good point
All ladies with tats please don't hate me....but you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on an aston martin. Translation: You wouldn't put a tramp stamp on a dimepiece either.
It's a valid point, i'm just saying.
Don't get me wrong though, I love tats. Just don't have any and will probably never get one.
kz out.
11.01.2009
Really?!
Dudes today, dudes today, dudes today. If I shook my head as much as I should, it would pop off. Bunch of dumb-dumbs.
Dear Mr.Owens,
I kind of have a little crush on you. Maybe not so much you, but more so your body. I enjoyed your demonstration of the stanky leg on your reality show.
I know you cry on national television, well, maybe I could wipe your tears with the sleeve of my sweater? I really don't mind.
I'm 120lbs. I'm 21 (I know that's right up your alley). I can't cook, but for you i'll learn.
I don't have a gudunkadunk, but I do have babycakes and I make up for it in other areas.
Anyways, I think we could make magic. I'll sign a prenup.
Call me.
Kenzie
I know you cry on national television, well, maybe I could wipe your tears with the sleeve of my sweater? I really don't mind.
I'm 120lbs. I'm 21 (I know that's right up your alley). I can't cook, but for you i'll learn.
I don't have a gudunkadunk, but I do have babycakes and I make up for it in other areas.
Anyways, I think we could make magic. I'll sign a prenup.
Call me.
Kenzie
10.16.2009
Live by this one
I do this homeless outreach in Down Town San Jo on Thursday mornings for class & I told one of the men, "Have a good day." His response, "Every day you wake up is a good day."
True that sir. Every day you wake up, IS a good day.
<3 kz
True that sir. Every day you wake up, IS a good day.
<3 kz
Guys are like seasons
"Boys come and go like seasons" -Fergie.
Yes they do. Boys are also like seasons in another way, you feel differently about each one, similar to the way you do seasons.
i.e.
If I love you like Summer, that means you're my go to guy. You're my popsicle when its hot, my bikini in salt water, BBQ sauce on my ribs and frosting on my birthday cake. I get excited every time you come around and often think about you when I'm talking to other dudes. I'm always waiting for you and you always seem to be just around the corner. You never stay around long enough. You're probably my first love and you're probably the boy who got away.
If I love you like Autumn, then you're the man I'm supposed to marry. You're that not too cold, not too hot, beautiful, holiday filled, make me smile kinda guy. I probably like you a lot, but just not as much as I do Summer.
If I love you like Winter, it's a love hate relationship. In fact, I really don't love you at all; I just love the excitement you bring. You're cold and icy, but you bring me Christmas, so I'll put up with your antics for a little while.
If I love you like spring, you're just a crush or a fling. Sorry. But if I love you like spring, it's bad for you, because I'm just using you while I wait for my main man to come through...summer.
Yes they do. Boys are also like seasons in another way, you feel differently about each one, similar to the way you do seasons.
i.e.
If I love you like Summer, that means you're my go to guy. You're my popsicle when its hot, my bikini in salt water, BBQ sauce on my ribs and frosting on my birthday cake. I get excited every time you come around and often think about you when I'm talking to other dudes. I'm always waiting for you and you always seem to be just around the corner. You never stay around long enough. You're probably my first love and you're probably the boy who got away.
If I love you like Autumn, then you're the man I'm supposed to marry. You're that not too cold, not too hot, beautiful, holiday filled, make me smile kinda guy. I probably like you a lot, but just not as much as I do Summer.
If I love you like Winter, it's a love hate relationship. In fact, I really don't love you at all; I just love the excitement you bring. You're cold and icy, but you bring me Christmas, so I'll put up with your antics for a little while.
If I love you like spring, you're just a crush or a fling. Sorry. But if I love you like spring, it's bad for you, because I'm just using you while I wait for my main man to come through...summer.
10.11.2009
10 Red Flags
1. He didn't get you anything for your birthday.
2. He forgot your anniversary.
3. He has never told you goodnight or good morning.
4. He never talks about the future...I'm talking not a day, a week, or month ahead.
5. He hugs to his phone like a koala cub does to its mommy.
6. He never compliments you.
7. He makes plans then breaks them.
8. He doesn't get along with your parents.
9. He rarely says please or thank you.
10. He never takes you out to get to know his friends.
Your man shouldn't be doing ANY of these things. I repeat, ANY of these things. If he's just a dude you talk to, bounce before he gets even wacker than he already is.
A real dude whose down for you won't be doing any of the above mentioned. So quit playing with ponies and go get yourself a thorough bred stallion. Let some other broad break the pony in.
2. He forgot your anniversary.
3. He has never told you goodnight or good morning.
4. He never talks about the future...I'm talking not a day, a week, or month ahead.
5. He hugs to his phone like a koala cub does to its mommy.
6. He never compliments you.
7. He makes plans then breaks them.
8. He doesn't get along with your parents.
9. He rarely says please or thank you.
10. He never takes you out to get to know his friends.
Your man shouldn't be doing ANY of these things. I repeat, ANY of these things. If he's just a dude you talk to, bounce before he gets even wacker than he already is.
A real dude whose down for you won't be doing any of the above mentioned. So quit playing with ponies and go get yourself a thorough bred stallion. Let some other broad break the pony in.
9.29.2009
Dudes that can't hang
"Because of you, feelings I handle with care. Some n***** recognize the light but they can't handle the glare."- Common, "The Light."
Amen.
All guys see the light. They see it, they do. How can't they? You're shining! But some just don't know what to do with it.
Honey, if your prospects aren't appreciating the light, not doing right by the light, you know, taking the light for granted, cut their daylight savings time short. Hit them with an eclipse. Get dark on them.
Some dudes really just can't handle it. For whatever reason. Too immature, too greedy, too afraid, too shy...those are nice ways of putting it too. I would be more inclined to say, too weak, too lame, too wack, too stupid. But hey, i'm feeling nice today so we will go with the former.
Anyways, ladies, some guys just can't handle the glare. So don't be offended if he doesn't show his reflection in your shine. Take it as a redflag. It means the boy just can't hack it. Bounce and find a man that can and make sure his glare is just as bright as yours...if not brighter.
:)
Amen.
All guys see the light. They see it, they do. How can't they? You're shining! But some just don't know what to do with it.
Honey, if your prospects aren't appreciating the light, not doing right by the light, you know, taking the light for granted, cut their daylight savings time short. Hit them with an eclipse. Get dark on them.
Some dudes really just can't handle it. For whatever reason. Too immature, too greedy, too afraid, too shy...those are nice ways of putting it too. I would be more inclined to say, too weak, too lame, too wack, too stupid. But hey, i'm feeling nice today so we will go with the former.
Anyways, ladies, some guys just can't handle the glare. So don't be offended if he doesn't show his reflection in your shine. Take it as a redflag. It means the boy just can't hack it. Bounce and find a man that can and make sure his glare is just as bright as yours...if not brighter.
:)
9.26.2009
10 things I wouldn't want to live without
1. My family
2. Man upstairs
3. Beaches
4. Ability to write
5. The arts
6. Meat
7. Christmas
8. Autumn
9. Pictures
10. Soap
2. Man upstairs
3. Beaches
4. Ability to write
5. The arts
6. Meat
7. Christmas
8. Autumn
9. Pictures
10. Soap
8.25.2009
Hip hop
"So what's the difference between rap and hip hop? It's simple. It's like sayin' you love somebody and bein' in love with somebody. Rap is only a word." -Brown Sugar
Stay true
Being a bad girl seemed like the thing to do, "So, I got in them shoes, tried them, wore them. Wasn't a perfect fit, so I couldn't sport um." (Nas-Last real n**** alive)
Stay true to yourself. Only way you'll ever really be happy.
8.15.2009
Weak dudes
Weak dudes are like buses, next 15, another one comin. Pretty true. If you're a bad chick, you can have a different dude every week. Easily.
But where are all the Aston Martins?
If you get yourself one of those, don't test drive it, just buy it & keep it. Because if Mr. Martin comes along and you don't purchase, within the next 15 he'll find another chick and you'll be runnin....and then you'll have to catch a bus.
Oh and boys, same goes for you and women. If you want buses, that's cool. Most guys do. And most guys can't even get through the test drive with an Aston Martin type chick. *shaking my head*
But where are all the Aston Martins?
If you get yourself one of those, don't test drive it, just buy it & keep it. Because if Mr. Martin comes along and you don't purchase, within the next 15 he'll find another chick and you'll be runnin....and then you'll have to catch a bus.
Oh and boys, same goes for you and women. If you want buses, that's cool. Most guys do. And most guys can't even get through the test drive with an Aston Martin type chick. *shaking my head*
8.14.2009
7.22.2009
Dating
Is it wrong to date someone if you already know you're going to break their heart? What about dating someone who you already know will break your heart?
What about dating people you know you will never marry? What if they get caught up...She hopes for a ring, he gets on his knees...it's a cold game.
Dating is probably one of the most dangerous things us humans do, because you're putting your heart, and some fools put their bodies, at risk.
So please, keep it protected. Both of them.
-kz out.
What about dating people you know you will never marry? What if they get caught up...She hopes for a ring, he gets on his knees...it's a cold game.
Dating is probably one of the most dangerous things us humans do, because you're putting your heart, and some fools put their bodies, at risk.
So please, keep it protected. Both of them.
-kz out.
7.12.2009
Old people are great, don't be afraid of them.
I know someone who has always been obsessed with old people. When she was little she used to cut their hair, do their make-up, listen to them tell stories, and watch them make homemade jam. She just liked old people. Weird right? Not really though, because old people are pretty cool.
They play wii.... you see her.
They even get it in....
They're just wrinklier versions of you and I. So when you see them, say hello, chat it up, you might learn a thing or two. I'm sure they have plenty knowledge to serve you.
They play wii.... you see her.
They even get it in....
They're just wrinklier versions of you and I. So when you see them, say hello, chat it up, you might learn a thing or two. I'm sure they have plenty knowledge to serve you.
7.11.2009
A good measure of character...
...temptation. Whether it be buying those new true religions on your credit card or getting with your x-significant other's fine bestfriend, temptation can really show you who you are. Or at least, the ugly you are capable of.
Just say no. It feels a whole lot better five minutes after the fact. Until you get that shirtless picture message of the person you just denied against your will lol. But really, it helps you build a great character.
Just say no.
Just say no. It feels a whole lot better five minutes after the fact. Until you get that shirtless picture message of the person you just denied against your will lol. But really, it helps you build a great character.
Just say no.
7.06.2009
Boys Lie
Boys are stupid, but girls are even stupid-er. Everyone knows boys lie & they suck, but girls pretend they don't, or they just completely ignore it when their man does it.....don't be stupid. Stupid girls, boys are for kids. Find a man. Men don't lie....as much.
6.18.2009
I've got a big ego.
I walk like this cause I can back it up.
If Beyonce can be cocky without catching slack, why can't other chicks? She's a regular girl too.
Shoooooooot. I have an alter ego too, her name is Kitty. But I don't use "Kitty" as an excuse to be a cocky diva, I just am one. Do you.
5.28.2009
I dare you
Crush my dreams, and I'll crush you...by making my dreams come true.
And yes, I will forget all the little people who chugged hateraid and then decided it would make them look cool if they spit it up back at me.
And yes, I will forget all the little people who chugged hateraid and then decided it would make them look cool if they spit it up back at me.
5.27.2009
5.25.2009
5.18.2009
It's cool when...
-You hold the door open for someone.
-You say good-morning to strangers.
-You call your mom just because.
-You treat your friends to dinner.
It's not cool when...
-You lie.
-You step on someone's kicks.
-You mean mug.
-You diss your friends.
We're all guilty. Keep it in perspective.
<3
5.08.2009
4.25.2009
I don't understand boys
"Just understand that they are stupid."
Ever since I got that advice...everything has been so much easier. Thought I would pass it along.
Ever since I got that advice...everything has been so much easier. Thought I would pass it along.
3.13.2009
Independent Women Get Zero Play.
Why are men so intimidated by women who are independent, confident, and successful? And I'm talking about sexy women with skills and swag, body & face. It seems to me like men now days are afraid of women who know what they want. Why?
Shoot, if I was a brotha and a sexy, intelligent, funny, babymamatype girl told me she wanted the business, I would put a ring on her finger. I'm just saying. And don't get women voicing their wants confused with eagerness. No no.
Men have no idea what they want, besides the nani, and women know exactly what they want, one aspect of that is D, but that comes along with strings.
Boys, if the strings are golden, take the freakn strings.
And once you wife her, please, don't try and be in control. If a woman wants to spend her cash, let her. If a woman wants to do her, let her. You don't always have to be the one on top. Sit back and let her ride it out for a while. (You see the pun, you see it, heeeey).
sexy out.
Shoot, if I was a brotha and a sexy, intelligent, funny, babymamatype girl told me she wanted the business, I would put a ring on her finger. I'm just saying. And don't get women voicing their wants confused with eagerness. No no.
Men have no idea what they want, besides the nani, and women know exactly what they want, one aspect of that is D, but that comes along with strings.
Boys, if the strings are golden, take the freakn strings.
And once you wife her, please, don't try and be in control. If a woman wants to spend her cash, let her. If a woman wants to do her, let her. You don't always have to be the one on top. Sit back and let her ride it out for a while. (You see the pun, you see it, heeeey).
sexy out.
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