Chances

I've begun to notice I take a lot of chances in life.

But if I didn't, I feel like my life would be so boring.

The best part about taking chances is you don't know what's going to happen afterward!

Come on, you know you get excited when you land on the chance spot in monopoly. It doesn't have to be a board game. You land on chances in real life, so pull the chance card.

And get some property while you're at it. Couldn't hurt.

Reality, does it exist?

With how often people lie & sugarcoat & exaggerate, I can't help but wonder if a true reality even exists.



Cue twilight zone music.

Riddle

What is invisible, super scary, & makes you feel like you can't breathe? Hint: It's not a ghost.



Commitment.


Someone please help me before I am blowing my candles out by myself on my 50th birthday wondering why I have so many cats.

Ex-Boyfriends & Girlfriends

We all have them. If you don't, consider yourself lucky, or very behind. I would pick lucky if I were you.

Are you over your ex?

1. If you don't check his/her facebook, twitter, or goodness forbid, myspace....Probably.
2. If you don't text them & then pretend you meant to send it to somebody else....Probably.
3. Everyone new in your life knows why you broke-up because you tell them, even though it was a long time ago...probably not.
4. You don't listen to slow jams because it reminds you of him/her....Probably not.
5. You like listening to slow jams because it reminds you of him/her....Maybe.
6. You delete his/her # from your phone and then add it a couple days later....Sure aren't.
7. You hit up his/her friends in hopes that he/she will find out....Sure aren't & stop.
8. You still have his/her gift & you wear it often....Maybe.
9. His/her pictures are still saved in your phone....Depends on how hot they are.
10. You still tweet about him/her....Bitter tweets, yeah, you miss that person.


Truth hurts. Sue me. If you don't want it raw, get out of here.

Do you feel free?

If you don't, I suggest you re-evaluate your life & start. There's nothing worse than being chained without chains.

Thank goodness for IPods

Good=Hard

Today in class my teach said that everything good in life isn't easy to attain & then I automatically liked her because I wasn't too sure about her before that. College degree, hard work. Building relationships, hard work. Having kids, hard work.

If everyone accepted that, including me, things would be a lot easier.

On the other hand, the good things in life don't cost you any money:

Beach
Fresh air
Flowers
Family
Love (I would hope)
Friends
Conversation


Life, you're alright with me.

Cereal

This morning I was eating cereal and watching TV & it made me so happy. I'm rather happy in the mornings but I was extra happy and it was because of cereal and cartoons. Do you know how great cereal and cartoons are?

Cereal is so great because there is literally something for everyone. How many types of food can you say that about? You can't say that about sushi, or meat, or vegetables.

My personal favs:

I'm not sure, but I think this is what love looks like

Talk is cheap, silence is expensive

For all of you girls and possibly guys who try to analyze text messages and emails, I hate to break it to you but you are wasting your time.

Why? Because 60% of communication is non-verbal, 30% of communication is shown through your tone...

That means only 10 percent of communication is what you say.

Everyone better learn how to read between the lines I guess. Those are some thin lines!

Awkward moments

I feel myself at most in awkward moments. If you don't like awkward moments you better learn. They provide such an opportunity for funny. Just embrace them.

Well maybe you don't have to embrace all awkward moments...

Nostalgia

Nostalgia is a crazy feeling. It's like you can't re-live moments, but you can re-live the feeling of those moments and the fact that that's possible is amazing. I appreciate you nostalgia.

Live by this

Your family eats, then you eat, then everyone else eats.

Life

Life is crazy for a number of reasons:

1. It's not guaranteed, but,
2. We create life.
2. It's short, but,
3. It's long.
4. It's what we make it, but,
5. We have no control.
6. It's beautiful, but,
7. It's ugly.
8. It's complex, but,
9. It's simple.
10. It's all we got.

Whenever I ponder life, I trip out, but it makes me smile. For every horrible part of life there's an amazingly beautiful part. Tear worthy.

The best part of life is the simple every day things, like the concept of sunshine and the feeling of rain, the concept of growth and the experience of emotion.

Basically, please appreciate life and recognize it. It is after all yours.

Get serious

If you're serious about money, you're going to work hard.

If you're serious about love, you're going to make all the right moves.

If you're serious about your health, you're going to eat right and exercise.

If you're serious about life, you're going to make all your dreams come true, because life only comes around once, and what good are dreams if they don't come true?

Basically, if you're not serious about anything what the heck are you doing with your life?

5 Things You Probably Shouldn't Depend On

1. Your parents
2. Your friends
3. Drugs
4. Alcohol
5. An alarm clock (if that's possible that's tight)

Hopeless Love Lover

I love love. But I've never seen what true love really looks like. I'm talking about true love, which is so rare, it's the most precious and valuable thing on earth next to babies and old people. I've just never been around that kind of love. But since I've never been around it, I know exactly what it doesn't look like, so I guess that's a plus.

Rules

People don't understand that with a game comes rules. When you don't follow the rules you're giving everyone whose playing a free pass to play however they want to & not feel bad about it. Sorry, *bumps game piece* go back to start.

Moral of the story: People, just follow the rules. Pa-lease.

New way to rap

I make it rain, clouds.

I'm fly, kite.

I'm filthy, Oliver Twist.

I'm fresh, air.

I'm the truth, bible.

I'm not trippin, vans.



You get the point. Fab's new mix-tape is full of them & I love them.

Why is mom so tight? She's tighter than me!

the game of fools

he moves, i move
i move, he moves
yet, we stand still
in the game of love

like pieces on a chessboard

lost, in a game
no one truly wins
each opponent
strategically

trying to outwit, the other

and here i thought
the object was for the king
to stand next to his queen
the games we play

rook to i nine

--mom

yeah, my mom's a G, she wrote that. She just wrote the story of my life...

When things get weird

I was talking with my friend like a week or so ago about how new relationships can get super awkward and then they just die.

You know, when you're talking to someone new and then something happens, nobody knows what, and then things just get weird and the calls stop, the texts stop, and he/she just becomes a screen name on your aim window or a person you wave hi to on campus.

What happens exactly?

Honesty is the best policy...I think

I like to feel like I'm a pretty honest person, but even then, it hasn't gotten me anywhere and I feel like people who lie are going places.

Not fair. But I'll continue to be honest because I can't help myself.

Remedy

Why is it that skipping and music can make everything feel alright?

Try it, skipping automatically makes you happy.

And when you listen to music life is golden for those three minutes.





It's better than Nyquil, try it.

Facebook addict?

"In August, a burglar in West Virginia broke into a house and stole some diamonds, but before fleeing the scene he decided to check his Facebook page. He forgot to log off. The victim discovered it on her computer when she got home."

Media taking over our lives?

Read the article: Texting while driving and not paying attention: newyorker.com

I need that key!

You see him...

Has to get a peek.

RIP

They're gone. The pieces that put together our childhood memories won't be shared by our children or little brothers and sisters. All those old cartoons and old Nickelodeon TV shows, Kablam, All That, Are You Afraid of The Dark...all gone....those poor younger generations...their childhoods won't be complete.

Let us not forget squeeze-its, EasyBake ovens, and old movies like Duck Tales, (say Duck Tales in a group at any moment and someone will go "Wahoo-ooo" guaranteed).



R.I.P Good/clean/Fun entertainment. Miss you.

Free

"My heart is a bird."-Push

True that.