11.01.2009

Dear Mr.Owens,

I kind of have a little crush on you. Maybe not so much you, but more so your body. I enjoyed your demonstration of the stanky leg on your reality show.

I know you cry on national television, well, maybe I could wipe your tears with the sleeve of my sweater? I really don't mind.

I'm 120lbs. I'm 21 (I know that's right up your alley). I can't cook, but for you i'll learn.

I don't have a gudunkadunk, but I do have babycakes and I make up for it in other areas.

Anyways, I think we could make magic. I'll sign a prenup.

Call me.


Kenzie

No comments:

Post a Comment