3.24.2011

What a douche-bag

When I am in a car with a guy and he starts to drive really fast and forcefully make his way through traffic, I feel very silly....for him.

I want to raise my hand and say, "Excuse me sir, you don't have to do that. You're already awesome and by doing that you are making it seem like you are trying to validate your awesome, which is not awesome at all. You should probably just stop. P.S. You're turning me off."

But I don't. I just smile and shake my head instead.

I suppose you don't always have to tell a guy when he is being a douche, especially while he's driving and you're in the passenger seat.

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