7.02.2010

Chances


I've begun to notice I take a lot of chances in life.

But if I didn't, I feel like my life would be so boring.

The best part about taking chances is you don't know what's going to happen afterward!

Come on, you know you get excited when you land on the chance spot in monopoly. It doesn't have to be a board game. You land on chances in real life, so pull the chance card.

And get some property while you're at it. Couldn't hurt.

5.17.2010

Reality, does it exist?

With how often people lie & sugarcoat & exaggerate, I can't help but wonder if a true reality even exists.



Cue twilight zone music.

Riddle

What is invisible, super scary, & makes you feel like you can't breathe? Hint: It's not a ghost.



Commitment.


Someone please help me before I am blowing my candles out by myself on my 50th birthday wondering why I have so many cats.

5.07.2010

Ex-Boyfriends & Girlfriends

We all have them. If you don't, consider yourself lucky, or very behind. I would pick lucky if I were you.

Are you over your ex?

1. If you don't check his/her facebook, twitter, or goodness forbid, myspace....Probably.
2. If you don't text them & then pretend you meant to send it to somebody else....Probably.
3. Everyone new in your life knows why you broke-up because you tell them, even though it was a long time ago...probably not.
4. You don't listen to slow jams because it reminds you of him/her....Probably not.
5. You like listening to slow jams because it reminds you of him/her....Maybe.
6. You delete his/her # from your phone and then add it a couple days later....Sure aren't.
7. You hit up his/her friends in hopes that he/she will find out....Sure aren't & stop.
8. You still have his/her gift & you wear it often....Maybe.
9. His/her pictures are still saved in your phone....Depends on how hot they are.
10. You still tweet about him/her....Bitter tweets, yeah, you miss that person.


Truth hurts. Sue me. If you don't want it raw, get out of here.

Do you feel free?

If you don't, I suggest you re-evaluate your life & start. There's nothing worse than being chained without chains.

4.21.2010

Thank goodness for IPods

Good=Hard

Today in class my teach said that everything good in life isn't easy to attain & then I automatically liked her because I wasn't too sure about her before that. College degree, hard work. Building relationships, hard work. Having kids, hard work.

If everyone accepted that, including me, things would be a lot easier.

On the other hand, the good things in life don't cost you any money:

Beach
Fresh air
Flowers
Family
Love (I would hope)
Friends
Conversation


Life, you're alright with me.


4.11.2010

Cereal

This morning I was eating cereal and watching TV & it made me so happy. I'm rather happy in the mornings but I was extra happy and it was because of cereal and cartoons. Do you know how great cereal and cartoons are?

Cereal is so great because there is literally something for everyone. How many types of food can you say that about? You can't say that about sushi, or meat, or vegetables.

My personal favs: