11.03.2009

Live by this one

Don't believe anything anyone says until they actually do it & have built a trust with you. Duh.

Kind and trusting hearts get smashed,used and abused, a lot quicker than skeptical ones.

11.02.2009

Good point

All ladies with tats please don't hate me....but you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on an aston martin. Translation: You wouldn't put a tramp stamp on a dimepiece either.

It's a valid point, i'm just saying.

Don't get me wrong though, I love tats. Just don't have any and will probably never get one.




kz out.

11.01.2009

Really?!

Dudes today, dudes today, dudes today. If I shook my head as much as I should, it would pop off. Bunch of dumb-dumbs.


Dear Mr.Owens,

I kind of have a little crush on you. Maybe not so much you, but more so your body. I enjoyed your demonstration of the stanky leg on your reality show.

I know you cry on national television, well, maybe I could wipe your tears with the sleeve of my sweater? I really don't mind.

I'm 120lbs. I'm 21 (I know that's right up your alley). I can't cook, but for you i'll learn.

I don't have a gudunkadunk, but I do have babycakes and I make up for it in other areas.

Anyways, I think we could make magic. I'll sign a prenup.

Call me.


Kenzie

10.16.2009

Live by this one

I do this homeless outreach in Down Town San Jo on Thursday mornings for class & I told one of the men, "Have a good day." His response, "Every day you wake up is a good day."

True that sir. Every day you wake up, IS a good day.


<3 kz

Guys are like seasons

"Boys come and go like seasons" -Fergie.

Yes they do. Boys are also like seasons in another way, you feel differently about each one, similar to the way you do seasons.

i.e.

If I love you like Summer, that means you're my go to guy. You're my popsicle when its hot, my bikini in salt water, BBQ sauce on my ribs and frosting on my birthday cake. I get excited every time you come around and often think about you when I'm talking to other dudes. I'm always waiting for you and you always seem to be just around the corner. You never stay around long enough. You're probably my first love and you're probably the boy who got away.

If I love you like Autumn, then you're the man I'm supposed to marry. You're that not too cold, not too hot, beautiful, holiday filled, make me smile kinda guy. I probably like you a lot, but just not as much as I do Summer.

If I love you like Winter, it's a love hate relationship. In fact, I really don't love you at all; I just love the excitement you bring. You're cold and icy, but you bring me Christmas, so I'll put up with your antics for a little while.

If I love you like spring, you're just a crush or a fling. Sorry. But if I love you like spring, it's bad for you, because I'm just using you while I wait for my main man to come through...summer.


10.11.2009

10 Red Flags

1. He didn't get you anything for your birthday.
2. He forgot your anniversary.
3. He has never told you goodnight or good morning.
4. He never talks about the future...I'm talking not a day, a week, or month ahead.
5. He hugs to his phone like a koala cub does to its mommy.
6. He never compliments you.
7. He makes plans then breaks them.
8. He doesn't get along with your parents.
9. He rarely says please or thank you.
10. He never takes you out to get to know his friends.

Your man shouldn't be doing ANY of these things. I repeat, ANY of these things. If he's just a dude you talk to, bounce before he gets even wacker than he already is.

A real dude whose down for you won't be doing any of the above mentioned. So quit playing with ponies and go get yourself a thorough bred stallion. Let some other broad break the pony in.

9.29.2009

Dudes that can't hang

"Because of you, feelings I handle with care. Some n***** recognize the light but they can't handle the glare."- Common, "The Light."

Amen.

All guys see the light. They see it, they do. How can't they? You're shining! But some just don't know what to do with it.

Honey, if your prospects aren't appreciating the light, not doing right by the light, you know, taking the light for granted, cut their daylight savings time short. Hit them with an eclipse. Get dark on them.

Some dudes really just can't handle it. For whatever reason. Too immature, too greedy, too afraid, too shy...those are nice ways of putting it too. I would be more inclined to say, too weak, too lame, too wack, too stupid. But hey, i'm feeling nice today so we will go with the former.

Anyways, ladies, some guys just can't handle the glare. So don't be offended if he doesn't show his reflection in your shine. Take it as a redflag. It means the boy just can't hack it. Bounce and find a man that can and make sure his glare is just as bright as yours...if not brighter.


:)