With how often people lie & sugarcoat & exaggerate, I can't help but wonder if a true reality even exists.
Cue twilight zone music.
5.17.2010
Riddle
What is invisible, super scary, & makes you feel like you can't breathe? Hint: It's not a ghost.
Commitment.
Someone please help me before I am blowing my candles out by myself on my 50th birthday wondering why I have so many cats.
Commitment.
Someone please help me before I am blowing my candles out by myself on my 50th birthday wondering why I have so many cats.
5.07.2010
Ex-Boyfriends & Girlfriends
We all have them. If you don't, consider yourself lucky, or very behind. I would pick lucky if I were you.
Are you over your ex?
1. If you don't check his/her facebook, twitter, or goodness forbid, myspace....Probably.
2. If you don't text them & then pretend you meant to send it to somebody else....Probably.
3. Everyone new in your life knows why you broke-up because you tell them, even though it was a long time ago...probably not.
4. You don't listen to slow jams because it reminds you of him/her....Probably not.
5. You like listening to slow jams because it reminds you of him/her....Maybe.
6. You delete his/her # from your phone and then add it a couple days later....Sure aren't.
7. You hit up his/her friends in hopes that he/she will find out....Sure aren't & stop.
8. You still have his/her gift & you wear it often....Maybe.
9. His/her pictures are still saved in your phone....Depends on how hot they are.
10. You still tweet about him/her....Bitter tweets, yeah, you miss that person.
Truth hurts. Sue me. If you don't want it raw, get out of here.
Are you over your ex?
1. If you don't check his/her facebook, twitter, or goodness forbid, myspace....Probably.
2. If you don't text them & then pretend you meant to send it to somebody else....Probably.
3. Everyone new in your life knows why you broke-up because you tell them, even though it was a long time ago...probably not.
4. You don't listen to slow jams because it reminds you of him/her....Probably not.
5. You like listening to slow jams because it reminds you of him/her....Maybe.
6. You delete his/her # from your phone and then add it a couple days later....Sure aren't.
7. You hit up his/her friends in hopes that he/she will find out....Sure aren't & stop.
8. You still have his/her gift & you wear it often....Maybe.
9. His/her pictures are still saved in your phone....Depends on how hot they are.
10. You still tweet about him/her....Bitter tweets, yeah, you miss that person.
Truth hurts. Sue me. If you don't want it raw, get out of here.
Do you feel free?
If you don't, I suggest you re-evaluate your life & start. There's nothing worse than being chained without chains.
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